Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. -- Dr John Zoidberg
Consider the following poetry written about the doctor for a glimpse at his most prominent traits.
There was a lobster, tentacle-faced
Who'd never let things go to waste.
Whatever he saw
He would eat it raw
And then run away in great haste.
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